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So again they came round lol, and I was made to do maid duty aha. Decided to say hello after they'd been around for an hour or so (so suitably drunk) lol. Was greeted with 'it's the maid!' and the like from her friends who laughed haha.

They were like 'Be our maid again!' egging me on, but I was like nooo lol. They were like..'are you sure? we're gonna kick your balls again if you don't...'. For the laugh I said no , so sis held me back again, while they all kicked me 4x again. She had 4 friends, Lauren, Stacey, Jenny, Hannah. Lauren, Stacey and Jenny kicked pretty hard and caused some pain but Hannah seems to have an evil side to her :P. She slapped me around the face before each kick as well! lol, and then kicked pretty hard too lol. She was wearing these red high heels, I loved them aha! :P

My sis did the last kick before Hannah told me to lie on the floor and sat on me and was like 'Be our maid please?' before slapping me once more lol. I was like Fine, but as she gets up she kicks me in the balls :O lol.

After recovering from my pain they wanted to dress me up as you'd expect lol. They let me choose who's knickers to wear, I chose Hannah haha, they were a tad small but couldn't complain, were pink and lacy haha. Was a problem if I got excited lol..I stood there in the thong hoping I wouldn't get hard, thankfully I didn't but once dressed up I could relax a tad haha. I got the choice of the maid outfit or a minidress, but chose the maid oufit. Skimpy as usual aha, all the accessories. They picked out some of sis's red heels but I would rather have had Hannah's lol. They also put some red lipstick on me haha.

Basically I was just the maid, but they made me join in on some drinking games too lol. Played against Hannah and Lauren. First one was vs Lauren, if I won she'd show me her boobs, if I lost then she could kick my balls and also she wanted to paint my nails pink lol. It was downing shots, whoever did all first, I had 3 of Vodka, she had 3 of Sourz i think, not fair I think :P Sourz much easier to drink lol. I ended up losing as you could tell!

Hannah decided to up the stakes a little..If I won she'd get off with me, if she won then she wanted to kick me again. She also spotted a ruler and decided she'd want to spank me with it! :O. And Sis said 'sit on his face' too! Was no loss to me whatever happened it seems but aimed to win anyway. I complained about Sourz being easier to drink and they said I had to do 4 shots instead to Hannah's 3 lol. Cheated much! :P

Well anyway I lost lol, I had a sore bum after the spanks, but having Hannah's bum in my face was pretty good lol. Also light headed after this so gave into the drinking games lol. Fell over at one point showing off my knickers from drinking haha.

Fun night in all! :P head hurts slightly though lol

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AMBER!?!?!
U still Own me that dOllar i gave yOu !! haha but its all gOOd ...
yOu better be happy i lOve yOu .. kuz yOu are One Of my best friends!!

haha XD just playing.. lOve yOu Amber

Amber,
Even though we have had our fights, our up and downs just like every friendship I still love you and your still one of my closet friends
I hope that you can get over what just went down and we can go back to our friendship like nothing ever happened
I love you and Im still gonna have to teach you how to play guitar, talk about dora, and feed you cookies so get your ass over to me

Jacob

i juss got out of da shower im bout to go get dressed
fukk i mell so gud ahahha lol
n ma hair is soft
but damn niqqaz hatin already cuz i mell gud but ilove ma hater hoez
so hoez keep hatin lol
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lol i know this because I pay my own phone bill, and I'm a criminal justice major I know what you can see and what you can't :P it's a privacy issue thing, no one can see your texts through your phone bill. only the law enforcement (with a warrant) can a copy of them from the phone company, but even that's hard to do nowadays. Soooo don't worry about it unless of course, the person you're texting decides to forward them...then you're s.o.l.

bahahaha you know what's funny? you can't see the texts sent between people...juss sayin' you can only see the number of texts sent/received, and the number of the people they call or call him..

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